What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

If Jesus was crucified by Governor Pontius Pilate, why does the Quran deny his death?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

HELLO

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

How would you describe modern day Russian society, beyond just politics?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

{RING} {RING}

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Why do only ugly women like me on Tinder? Is it because I'm an ugly man?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Yes sir it is.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Is it wrong that I picked to be a Christian (as a teenager/14-year-old) even with knowing all of the information about other religions/atheism?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Sure no problem officer.

After a few moments he returns.

What's the hardest part about marriage that no one ever talks about?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.